Dear Ford:

Thanks for making such a sorry excuse for a vehicle, love how it decided to break down when I needed it most. Missed my job interview and couldn’t go back to work, not only you cost me money but you’ve cost my precious time. My car only has 45k miles on it, it can’t break down yet. No wonder Toyota and Honda are kicking your asses, Note to self no more American cars for me and invest in Toyota or Honda.

Sincerely
-MLS