Damn I'm so good

Went to bed last night at around 2:30AM right after I finished my 2,000 word report, well actually my roommate’s snoring kept me up so I closed my eyes at around 3. I estimate that if I wake up at around 6:30AM I will just have enough time to do the outline and the powerpoint presentation. I wake up at around 6:40 after snoozing for about 10 minutes I jump in the shower, then I grabbed some cereal and then drew a picture of my roommate’s mom and dad on a dry erase board for keeping me awake last night. I got to the school’s library at about 7:50. Well it is 9:16AM and I am done. The presentation has about 14 slides, and the outline looks immaculate. I did all this with just enough time to write in my journal, Damn I'm good... Now I have to go tell some of my group members what to say for the presentation since some of them didn’t send me crap to write for the outline. It is now 9:26AM and heading to class to meet with my group, the presentation is at 10:00 I think we’ll be ok.